NEW VIDEO! - The Worst Pick-Up Lines

We hope to god you haven’t heard any of these in real life.

Featuring: Captain Hippo + Laura Willcox + Don Fanelli + Susan Casey

Notes

  1. ohhhhthatkelsie reblogged this from slacktory
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    so…here ya go. Don’t use these.
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    This WAS funnier than I thought it would be "What’s your three favorite animals?" "A pig… and… the pig’s parents" "When...
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  9. journeytothecenterofmegan reblogged this from captainhippo and added:
    I just died.
  10. adamhartmann24 reblogged this from captainhippo and added:
    hilarious
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  12. modela0 reblogged this from captainhippo and added:
    What kind of cheese makes you horny? For me it’s cheddar ;;)
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